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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>and sail away.</description><title>Play it by ear.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @pearlyjen)</generator><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99a71c4f4bffa2c4abe3d3ac044b9e1b/tumblr_mnqmroU4y71r2pz5ao1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b423af94eb08cfbb84901c9b4548271/tumblr_mnqmroU4y71r2pz5ao2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d5d60bd5bd0e14d641b104faf1da578/tumblr_mnqmroU4y71r2pz5ao3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52871048121</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52871048121</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:17:05 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>FACT: People will still love you despite the imperfections.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/297d106e4b985e8d453df3d1da06fdbb/tumblr_mo4hosioJK1qa287go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;FACT: People will still love you despite the imperfections.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52537052436</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52537052436</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:10:04 +0800</pubDate><category>summer</category><category>valdough</category><category>batangas</category></item><item><title>Unpaid advertisement for Coca-Cola.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c45ef333586eeaf79b90aa75d5cbffbd/tumblr_mo1mffAouL1qa287go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unpaid advertisement for Coca-Cola.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52409102882</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52409102882</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 05:59:39 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Bad habit caught on cam. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8b5ddd08aeb5c78c313286957829994/tumblr_mo1m85l6EF1qa287go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bad habit caught on cam. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52408794383</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52408794383</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 05:55:17 +0800</pubDate><category>badhabit</category><category>summer</category><category>smoker</category></item><item><title>There’s something I wanna say but… nevermind.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/461146a49fd52ee6f8a2765426b95a5d/tumblr_mo1m4syamp1qa287go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There’s something I wanna say but… nevermind.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52408647119</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52408647119</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 05:53:16 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Mornings will never be the same without you.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0ff50bef2fc8f5d26d96092a75d7b2e/tumblr_mo1m2b0yq41qa287go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mornings will never be the same without you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52408539402</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52408539402</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 05:51:00 +0800</pubDate><category>fitsthescene</category><category>summer</category><category>photoshoot</category></item><item><title>Smile is the best makeup.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/712dfd2af2631e87ba91703f5f2362e3/tumblr_mo1lzzJYH31qa287go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Smile is the best makeup.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52408438658</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52408438658</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 05:50:23 +0800</pubDate><category>nomake</category><category>beachlife</category><category>summer</category></item><item><title>Super trouper lights are gonna find me. Shining like the sun,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9692dfcf55b2f932817c46fbc7ab18a/tumblr_mo1ly3bbsy1qa287go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Super trouper lights are gonna find me. Shining like the sun, smiling, having fun.. feeling like a number one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52408357333</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52408357333</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 05:49:15 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Status Post Viral Infection</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/4a591a5fe8c69af6efab900710bab174/tumblr_inline_mnttoscQKI1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I was sick (and still having some residual) for 2 weeks and finally hit the gym again to boost my immune system but unfortunately, my infernal hacking cough exacerbated after 5 minutes of running on the treadmill at approximately 5.5&amp;#160;km/hr. I slowed my pace to 3&amp;#160;km/hr. Subsequent to few hard fires from my pulmonary system, panting, catching my breath&amp;#8230; I swigged down some water but MY EPIGLOTTIS GOT CONFUSED I WAS IN A STATE OF EMBARRASSMENT in 2.3 seconds. Saliva-tinged water all over the treadmill controls and monitor.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thank God I&amp;#8217;m cute and I&amp;#8217;m going to gym until Friday. Die, lungs&amp;#8230; die!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52066575235</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/52066575235</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 01:12:23 +0800</pubDate><category>hackingcough</category><category>gym</category><category>embarrassing</category><category>imcute</category></item><item><title>Common sense will tell you.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4e9785a205f8e2506f18c6a12183b97/tumblr_mnhazysggS1ry17jso1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab96a881553d34e49ab860617192b9cf/tumblr_mnhazysggS1ry17jso2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Common sense will tell you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51653762004</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51653762004</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 01:39:24 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Teach me how to… doggie?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e50b45e243d5942255db71acbb533f2a/tumblr_mnkd0dWj5B1qa287go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Teach me how to… doggie?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51643250475</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51643250475</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2013 22:17:01 +0800</pubDate><category>adorbs</category></item><item><title>misteravid:

The story of a guy with misfortunes in kissing.
An...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/67109633" width="400" height="224" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misteravid.tumblr.com/post/51548076346/the-story-of-a-guy-with-misfortunes-in-kissing"&gt;misteravid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The story of a guy with misfortunes in kissing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An animated project for BBH Singapore… the animation was done by our studio, &lt;a href="http://rocketsheepstudio.com/"&gt;Rocketsheep&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/RocketsheepStudio?hc_location=stream"&gt;Do like us on Facebook&lt;/a&gt; : )&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A GREAT HOW TO FOR MY FRIEND WHO REPORTEDLY &lt;strike&gt;ALMOST CONSUMED A WENCH&lt;/strike&gt; ROUGHLY KISSED A GIRL IN PUBLIC SANS THE COGNIZANCE OF SPECTATORS, WHO HAPPEN TO BE… OUR FRIENDS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hence, the gossip. So gross, my pal, so gross.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51560794542</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51560794542</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 22:35:14 +0800</pubDate><category>eeewww</category><category>kiss</category></item><item><title>photojojo:

Harsh flash be gone!
Consider it donzo, with a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/490cd5f840b3dd100840252b94dd4169/tumblr_mn9fjtZhEH1qz7ymyo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edd37e9a6bb8f3cb0df2d11f13c5175e/tumblr_mn9fjtZhEH1qz7ymyo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.photojojo.com/post/51155619858/harsh-flash-be-gone-consider-it-donzo-with-a"&gt;photojojo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Harsh flash be gone!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Consider it donzo, with a little help from &lt;a href="http://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/pop-up-flash-bounce/tumblr%20"&gt;The Deluxe Pop-Up Flash Bounce&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;This gizmo uses mirrors (and just a bit of magic) to bounce your DSLR’s overly eager flash off of a nearby ceiling or wall, creating softer more even light.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/pop-up-flash-bounce/tumblr%20"&gt;The Deluxe Pop-Up Flash Bounce&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OH MY. DOES MY FRIEND BADLY NEEDS THIS? SURE. Heads up, VAL!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51413159719</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51413159719</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 03:40:59 +0800</pubDate><category>@itsnerish</category></item><item><title>molls:

@thecoveteur is coming over so I thought I’d rep that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dcf4f0ec41f01626daee3aac2f5427d5/tumblr_mna0vqswrx1qz6b3yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://molls.tumblr.com/post/51186426372/thecoveteur-is-coming-over-so-i-thought-id-rep"&gt;molls&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;@thecoveteur is coming over so I thought I’d rep that #spreadlife&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51404938557</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51404938557</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 01:49:51 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Nooit, neen, nimmer.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;No, nay, never.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8212;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kee Vos-Stricker to Vincent van Gogh&amp;#8217;s marriage proposal.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51404119249</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/51404119249</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 01:38:42 +0800</pubDate><category>vincentvagogh</category><category>nooitneennimmer</category><category>nonaynever</category></item><item><title>Compassion in the jungle, compassion in your hands. Would you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e389e365a7396474fa3e028dc582646e/tumblr_mmqdj6KOll1qa287go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Compassion in the jungle, compassion in your hands. Would you like to make a run for it? Would you like to take my hand?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/50332582174</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/50332582174</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 17:40:18 +0800</pubDate><category>theanimalsong</category><category>valdough</category><category>photoshoot</category></item><item><title>Thou shall not..</title><description>I'm so fond of this officemate of mine coz he gives me poignant insecurity granted he is a refined skinny, fair-skinned, long brown-haired homo completely deceiving anyone with a malfunctioning gaydar. She's prettier and girlier than me for Pete's sake. So one night...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Me: WOW, soooo fresh! *touches officemate's chin*&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Officemate: AAAAAAYYYY! WAG! (no!)&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Me: Beket? (why?)&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Officemate: *laughs* Di pa ko nag shave eh. (I haven't shaved yet)&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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LOL. Thou shall not touch a gay's stubble.</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/49865029435</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/49865029435</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 01:39:00 +0800</pubDate><category>funeee</category><category>officemate</category><category>stubble</category><category>hellograveyardagain</category></item><item><title>huffpostcomedy:

Guy Dancing On A Treadmill Lives Life Better...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dLfUgXcvq4g?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://huffpostcomedy.tumblr.com/post/49859759876/guy-dancing-on-a-treadmill-lives-life-better-than"&gt;huffpostcomedy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/07/guy-dancing-on-a-treadmil_n_3228585.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy"&gt;Guy Dancing On A Treadmill Lives Life Better Than You&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS TEACH ME HOW TO TREADMILL!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/49860256745</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/49860256745</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 00:07:24 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Today, I walked not but swam nonchalantly carefree.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc4edfffd3bc5fb165a2ef62049a4a02/tumblr_mm9cz60ZYB1qa287go1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Today, I walked not but swam nonchalantly carefree.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/49571227482</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/49571227482</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 13:09:00 +0800</pubDate><category>summer</category><category>swim</category><category>swimming</category><category>acuatico</category><category>eternalsummer</category></item><item><title>T.G.F.C.

Thank God for Cupcakes.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd59ccf824767cccbc964b19dc176db3/tumblr_mm60csLxeI1qa287go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;T.G.F.C.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thank God for Cupcakes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/49428147482</link><guid>http://pearlyjen.tumblr.com/post/49428147482</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 17:43:40 +0800</pubDate><category>acuatico</category><category>cupcakes</category></item></channel></rss>
