June 2013
9 posts
Status Post Viral Infection
So I was sick (and still having some residual) for 2 weeks and finally hit the gym again to boost my immune system but unfortunately, my infernal hacking cough exacerbated after 5 minutes of running on the treadmill at approximately 5.5 km/hr. I slowed my pace to 3 km/hr. Subsequent to few hard fires from my pulmonary system, panting, catching my breath… I swigged down some water but MY EPIGLOTTIS GOT CONFUSED I WAS IN A STATE OF EMBARRASSMENT in 2.3 seconds. Saliva-tinged water all over the treadmill controls and monitor.
Thank God I’m cute and I’m going to gym until Friday. Die, lungs… die!
May 2013
20 posts
Nooit, neen, nimmer.
No, nay, never.
—Kee Vos-Stricker to Vincent van Gogh’s marriage proposal.
Thou shall not..
- I'm so fond of this officemate of mine coz he gives me poignant insecurity granted he is a refined skinny, fair-skinned, long brown-haired homo completely deceiving anyone with a malfunctioning gaydar. She's prettier and girlier than me for Pete's sake. So one night...
- Me: WOW, soooo fresh! *touches officemate's chin*
- Officemate: AAAAAAYYYY! WAG! (no!)
- Me: Beket? (why?)
- Officemate: *laughs* Di pa ko nag shave eh. (I haven't shaved yet)
- LOL. Thou shall not touch a gay's stubble.
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