Compassion in the jungle, compassion in your hands. Would you like to make a run for it? Would you like to take my hand?
Thou shall not..
- I'm so fond of this officemate of mine coz he gives me poignant insecurity granted he is a refined skinny, fair-skinned, long brown-haired homo completely deceiving anyone with a malfunctioning gaydar. She's prettier and girlier than me for Pete's sake. So one night...
- Me: WOW, soooo fresh! *touches officemate's chin*
- Officemate: AAAAAAYYYY! WAG! (no!)
- Me: Beket? (why?)
- Officemate: *laughs* Di pa ko nag shave eh. (I haven't shaved yet)
- LOL. Thou shall not touch a gay's stubble.
HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS TEACH ME HOW TO TREADMILL!
Today, I walked not but swam nonchalantly carefree.
T.G.F.C.
Thank God for Cupcakes.
How to enjoy a vacation? The possibilities are endless. Yet, camwhoring is what we people do best.
BREAKFAST OF A CHAMPION.
ticklish penguin!
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NO? Okay.
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