Thou shall not..
- I'm so fond of this officemate of mine coz he gives me poignant insecurity granted he is a refined skinny, fair-skinned, long brown-haired homo completely deceiving anyone with a malfunctioning gaydar. She's prettier and girlier than me for Pete's sake. So one night...
- Me: WOW, soooo fresh! *touches officemate's chin*
- Officemate: AAAAAAYYYY! WAG! (no!)
- Me: Beket? (why?)
- Officemate: *laughs* Di pa ko nag shave eh. (I haven't shaved yet)
- LOL. Thou shall not touch a gay's stubble.
HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS TEACH ME HOW TO TREADMILL!