Play it by ear.

And never lie.
I can’t remember tweeting this!

I can’t remember tweeting this!

nationalgeographicmagazine:

Underwater Surfer Photograph by Tony Heff, My ShotSurfer Coco Ho is momentarily suspended weightless between the ocean’s surface and the shallow reef.

nationalgeographicmagazine:

Underwater Surfer
Photograph by Tony Heff, My Shot
Surfer Coco Ho is momentarily suspended weightless between the ocean’s surface and the shallow reef.

Very su-weet, no? Makes me want a french bulldog! Apparently, my jack chuck will be jealous as fuck. :(

Very su-weet, no? Makes me want a french bulldog! Apparently, my jack chuck will be jealous as fuck. :(

(via theanimalblog)

wellthatsadorable:

Oh great. Juuuust great. This is cute as hell, and now there’s no way I’m not turning vegetarian. Dumb ol’ cute lobster baby. No more lobster for me, no more calamari rings, no more clam chowder because of your dumb cute face. Pffbt.

wellthatsadorable:

Oh great. Juuuust great. This is cute as hell, and now there’s no way I’m not turning vegetarian. Dumb ol’ cute lobster baby. No more lobster for me, no more calamari rings, no more clam chowder because of your dumb cute face. Pffbt.

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Undergarment of the Day: With a smart-yet-simple solution to the dreaded cameltoe, an inventor named Shannon just might have positioned herself to take over the lucrative underwear industry — her new Camelflage panty promises to “smooth out women’s Labia Majora all over the world!!”
It all started one day in yoga class:

Cute tight little yoga pants, front row, right by the big mirrors for the whole class to check out my yoga poses, and something else… the dreaded… “cameltoe.” That’s where the idea for Camelflage was conceived. I looked at department stores, online for a solution for this problem. There was nothing. There were blogs and YouTube videos posted of women complaining about the same problem “cameltoe,” and how embarrassing it was for them. They were needing a solution too. So, I designed a patent pending women’s panty that has a built in flexible, breathable, insert to smooth out her “Labia Majora” AKA “cameltoe.” Covering the insert is a Sportek wicking fabric that pulls moisture away from your body and keeps you dry.

Available in thongs or briefs.
[laughingsquid]

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Undergarment of the Day: With a smart-yet-simple solution to the dreaded cameltoe, an inventor named Shannon just might have positioned herself to take over the lucrative underwear industry — her new Camelflage panty promises to “smooth out women’s Labia Majora all over the world!!”

It all started one day in yoga class:

Cute tight little yoga pants, front row, right by the big mirrors for the whole class to check out my yoga poses, and something else… the dreaded… “cameltoe.” That’s where the idea for Camelflage was conceived. I looked at department stores, online for a solution for this problem. There was nothing. There were blogs and YouTube videos posted of women complaining about the same problem “cameltoe,” and how embarrassing it was for them. They were needing a solution too. So, I designed a patent pending women’s panty that has a built in flexible, breathable, insert to smooth out her “Labia Majora” AKA “cameltoe.” Covering the insert is a Sportek wicking fabric that pulls moisture away from your body and keeps you dry.

Available in thongs or briefs.

[laughingsquid]